If there's one thing I've learned in my thirtysomething years on this planet, it is this:
Don't believe everything you hear.
If there is one other thing I've learned, it's this:
If you're looking for patterns to deconstruct, go to a fabric store.
And my favorite variation, OODLE:
I am such a sucker for those dot-grid patterns. They call to me.
No paragraphs of instructions this time. I have nefarious plans... things to make. And give away.